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Top | Computer Jokes | Top 10 Signs You Were Ripped Off Buying That New Computer

10. Lower corner of the screen has the words \"Etch a Sketch\" on it.

9. When you insert a disk, it disappears and a loud \"burp\" follows.

8. You have to pedal it.

7. The manual contains one sentence, \"Good Luck!\"

6. The only chip inside is a Dorrito.

5. Whenever you turn it on, all the neighborhood dogs begin howling.

4. The monitor is made up of a blackboard and chalk.

3. Instead of a keyboard, it came with an Ouija board.

2. There is a \"AA Batteries Not Included\" sticker on the front.

And the #1 sign that you were ripped off buying that new computer...

1. The computer mouse came in a cage and has fur.



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