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Top | Battle Of Sexes | Things Women Want to Hear, but Never Do, Part II

I\'m getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How about a nice quiche?

You know, I think I\'d really prefer the four-door sedan to that impractical Corvette.

Golly I think we\'re lost. Let me find a gas station to ask for directions.

My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Why don\'t you use the money my parents gave us to get something nice for the house.

If the guys call and want me to go to that new sports club with them, tell them I\'m busy. I really want to get the living room painted tonight.

Sports cars are just such stupid little toys for men who have never really grown up.

If you\'re looking for me later, I\'ll be over there looking at the home decorating magazines.

You know, we really don\'t visit your relatives enough.

Why don\'t you relax this weekend. I\'ll take care of the cooking and housework.




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