THE ROAD YOU KNOW

 

ScreenSavers

 

Themes

 

Home

   

         JOKES & HUMOR      RECIPES      WEATHER

Sweepstakes Advantage - Visit Us & Win!!

"I highly recommend Sweepstakes Advantage. I've won over $8000 in prizes over the last 20 months. If you sign up through this site, you'll be entered to win an Amazon Gift Certificate. No membership fees.
 It's 100% Free!"
---Robert Abernethy
Owner of RatHighway

TOP TEN Screensavers

TOP TEN Wallpapers

TOP TEN Mouse Pointers

TOP TEN XP VisualStyles

Freeware Screensavers

Christmas Screensavers

Valentine's Day Screensavers



CLICK HERE FOR
HOTTEST FREE
SCREENSAVERS

 

 CELEBRITIES
  AND BABES

BabeFest Screensavers

Lingerie
ScreenSavers

GAS MONEY BABES
Wallpapers 
NEW

Free Jessica Simpson
Screensavers

Free Jessica Simpson Wallpapers

Free Hilary Duff Wallpaper 

Hillary Duff Screensavers

Alice Cooper
Wallpapers
 

 
Google

 
Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n

Top | Battle Of Sexes | 10 times better

A lady was walking down the beach and found a bottle. She rubbed it to see what it said. A genie popped out and said \"I will grant you three wishes.\" \"But I have to warn you, whatever you wish for your husband will get ten times better or more of.\"
The lady said, \"For my first wish I want to be the richest women in the world.\"
So it happened. And her husband became ten times richer then her.
For my second wish, I wish to be the most beautiful woman in the world. And so it happened. And for her husband as well just ten times better looking then her.
Then the genie asked about her third wish.
The woman stood there for a minute and said I wish for a mild heart attack.



Rate this Joke
(Added: 2006-01-10 Rating: 5.90 Votes: 130)

Submitted By: -- erink0404@yahoo.com


©2008 RatPlanet Media
Individual Programs are the property of their creators. Shake Well Before Using.
Lather, Rinse, Repeat. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.


Sweepstakes Advantage - Hundreds of Sweepstakes to Enter FREE!!