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Top | Celebrity Jokes | Bill and Hugh Grant

Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: 'I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!'
Hugh replies: 'Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune.'
Bill (with a chuckle): 'Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number.' So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling 'God...now I know why you chose the name Divine.'
To which she replies: 'Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the name ..... Microsoft.'

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