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Top | R Rated Jokes | Flys in Jar

There where 4 flys in a jar, 3 male and 1 female. The jar had no holes so they where running out of air. The three males where in a hudle. Fly number one says "were runnin out of air boys its time we got some action with this chick fly before we die." So fly number one flys over and says "Hey babe hows bout me and you." The female fly replied with " Fuck off idiot!". So then fly two goes over and says to the female fly "no air holes hey hows bout me and you go out in action?". The female fly replying with "nah thanks". The third fly all cocky goes over and whispers in the female flies ear "i know how to get out so hows bout we get outta here?" The female says "Ok but whats in it for you." Fly number three said give me a root and ill tell you so she gets on and rides up and down, up and down then about 5 mins later she falls asleep. When she wakes up theres fly number three outside the jar. Then fly two goes over and says "give me a root and ill show you how to get out". So she gets on and after bout 5 mins she falls asleep. Only to wake up to find fly number two out as well. Then fly number one comes over and says "give me a root and ill show you how to get out". So the female fly says "ok but your my last chance". So she hops on and 5 mins later she falls asleep and wakes up only to find all the guys flys are outside. So after all this sex she is a bit horny so she starts fingerin' her self 5 mins later she falls asleep. When she wakes up she is outside the jar with the guys. How did they get out? Give me a root and ill tell ya!



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(Added: 2003-11-03 Rating: 2.90 Votes: 10)

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